May 2012
Oh...help...
pernillo:
Please, contribute more often, I’m dying.
I am crying from laughing so much
When I have my children, I will show my tumblr to... →
mostnotedposts:
“Wow mom, you were so passionate and funny”
And I’ll be like:
”WOOOOOOOOOOOWW MOM how you hated school”
And I’ll be like:
”mother, you were weird …”
and me:
“Mom, why are there so many photos of Dad and his band?”
And I’ll be like:
via Most NOTED Posts
bendydicks:
ilovemyjawn:
Letting out your sexual frustrations in front of young trick-or-treaters
AMERICA
theresidentdork: Requestie? Sherlock has a case in America on October 31st, Halloween shenanigans ensue.
emaeye: Scandal in Belgravia had some other newspaper articles that I paused to read, but one of the nick-names they give Sherlock and Watson are “Hat-Man and...
The Doctor Who Fandom and the Olympic Torch
Whovians: You know who has to carry the Olympic Torch and light up the fire?
BBC: Hey, wait a second, you kno-
Whovians: You know who has to do it
BBC: Listen, that was just an episode-
Whovians: You know who.
BBC: It's just fiction.
Whovians: You know who.
BBC: But this series is not that important as-
Whovians: You know.
BBC: But-
Whovians: Or the world will explode
BBC: ...What?
Whovians: It's time law BBC.
BBC: ...
Whovians: It's the law of the universe.
BBC: ....
Whovians: There will be a crack in time.
BBC: I think you take this a bit too seriou-
Whovians: The Doctor will come
BBC: But David hasn't even got time for this, we asked-
Whovians: It's written in history.
BBC: But the Queen-
Whovians: Will not be amused.
Being in the Sherlock fandom is painful. Being in...
sherlockian-humour:
If you are part of both and you still carry on then you are one tough human being and you damn well deserve all the love and praise you can get.
How ships work
In real life: You two have been in a relationship for some time and work well together! I ship it!
In fandom: You two have dated once/are currently in a relationship/have obvious feelings for one another. I ship it!
In Tumblr fandom: You two have exchanged lingering glances of clear unresolved sexual tension and basically my life and feels depends on the outcome of your relationship. I ship it!
In Sherlock fandom: MYCROFT AND CAKE. OTP.
If Cas broke the lights when Dean pulled his...
frakyou:
So I was getting ice-cream when suddenly...
jared-padamoose:
the lights flickered. For like 7 seconds.
demons be tryna steal my ice cream
mycroft-queenofcake:
rachelberet:
imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
April 2012
Understanding your Sherlockian, a Brief guide:
Sherlockian: Oh my godtiss! THIS GIVES ME REICHENBACH FEELS.
Standard English: I find this very upsetting yet deeply moving.
Sherlockian: Not my Division.
Standard English: I am not responsible for that/I don't want to do that.
Sherlockian: I would have you on this table until you begged for mercy twice.
Standard English: I find you sexually attractive.
Sherlockian: I NEED WHOLOCK NOW.
Standard English: I think it would be great if there was a crossover between Doctor Who and Sherlock.
Sherlockian: *crying* All praise the Cumberlord!
Standard English: I find Benedict Cumberbatch to be a unique, attractive, and talented individual.
Sherlockian: Aww look, Martin Freeman!
Standard English: What an adorable hedgehog!
Can we all just cry over this gif
castlebelowthesea:
girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
my blog: gay porn, gay porn, gay porn
andlatitude:
mycroft:
the hipster side of tumblr is legitimately terrifying to me. don’t tell me you can blog all day about skinny girls in paisley dresses and fields without losing your mind a little bit.
#this implies that the fandom side of Tumblr is completely sane
doctoroket:
kakarikovillage:
the snack that smiles back
children
ill just put these here...
makotoftw:
Nocturnal Flailing: Sometimes I sit and think... →
doctooooooooooooooooooooooooooor:
Sometimes I sit and think about how much I miss David Tennant.
I loved him so much. His eyes could portray everything about the Doctor - from such love for Rose to such hatred for himself, and then every emotion in between. He was the kind of Doctor that could make you feel better just by looking…
Reblog if you're awkward.
teddy-monster: