becoming an adult is weird
it’s like
wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule
wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos
wait what?
did i stutter
Tracks
Chris Evans was cast as both The Human Torch and Captain America because of reasons.
more like the human crotch and captain ass-merica
I couldn’t resist.
Based off this post (x)
When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:
fucking powerful. and unfortunately true
Tall people are assholes.
Tall people are assholes.
I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of.
Tall people are assholes.
Yeah tall people are assholes
(Source: ancien-t)
rebloggable version
Mad respect for Hoechlin’s ability to deliver his lines using his eyebrows only.
(Source: lonewolfed)
Supernatural goes Star Wars
just gotta add
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
somebody please write a book on this
